PaleWhiteShadow

You would go from leisure to seizure the second you peeped into my freezer

Judge a bitch by whether or not I’d eat her

If I would I’m eager to leave her stitched at the beaver

Because the slut with a cunt shunt me and don’t nobody fuckin’ need her

Then I proceed with the procedure unsterile

Clutch and blow her with the barrel of a freshly bucked heater

What’s sicker than stickin’ your dick in a cyst?

Me Pale White Shadow a.k.a. Zombie fixin’ to rip

Fixin’ to spit while I fix your fuckin’ lip with my fist

Rip out your ribcage like that creator when he made bitch

I ain’t here to make hits I’m here to fuck minds

Like God telling Abraham his son must die

A gun is not a knife with a knife you can surprise your victim

Slice and rip ‘em while their eyes are still wide

Stay high and get high twice because I’m bipoloar

Fuck you’ll be stuck on my side when your life’s over

Gimme that white cola or a blotter that’s twice-dipped

My mind flips in a crisis

Try to find where my knife sticks

DIE BITCH!!!

I think it bears mentioning that the Juggalos For Autism shirt I’ve posted is long done and gone. It was not mine to begin with, I just found the fundraiser and heard that Psychopathic had the website pull the shirt. I appreciate everyone contacting me about it but honestly I’m hardly ever on.

true-fae:

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this



















What the FUCK

there will never be a time when this is not funny

Or maybe there’s another story here…

true-fae:

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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What the FUCK

there will never be a time when this is not funny

Or maybe there’s another story here…

A part of me wants to be mad, another can’t stop laughing.

A part of me wants to be mad, another can’t stop laughing.

Smoke weed everyday.

Smoke weed everyday.

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expiration-date:

deathishauntedbyhumans:

10thdoctors-companion:

theangelsparade:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

"LET ME GO" AND IT STARTS TO SOUND DEMONIC

TEARS

THERE ARE TEARS

You must know this exists.

So this happened…

So this happened…

My friend can turn one shitty photoshop into some pretty cool shit.

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thelegendofzeldamajorasmask:

STOP what you’re FUCKING doing RIGHT NOW and listen to insane clown posse cover a Mozart song

I’ve been looking around forever for this just to see if it was legit and by fuck it sure is. Holy shit.

Anyone else ever have one of those days?

Anyone else ever have one of those days?