PaleWhiteShadow
A part of me wants to be mad, another can’t stop laughing.

A part of me wants to be mad, another can’t stop laughing.

Smoke weed everyday.

Smoke weed everyday.

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Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

"LET ME GO" AND IT STARTS TO SOUND DEMONIC

TEARS

THERE ARE TEARS

You must know this exists.

So this happened…

So this happened…

My friend can turn one shitty photoshop into some pretty cool shit.

Insane Clown Posse - Leck Mich Im Arsch
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STOP what you’re FUCKING doing RIGHT NOW and listen to insane clown posse cover a Mozart song

I’ve been looking around forever for this just to see if it was legit and by fuck it sure is. Holy shit.

Anyone else ever have one of those days?

Anyone else ever have one of those days?

Selfie because fuck it why not?

Selfie because fuck it why not?

Who else continues to sit on the toilet and browse the internet even after you’re done with your business?

Maleficent, A Haiku Short Story

A dark red petal
Falling from a rose flower
Mingles with the blood

The knife was slid clean
A smiling ear to ear grin
Adorning her neck

He tries not to cry
As she chokes for her last breaths
Her gurgling shudders

He cleans the knife blade
Wipes it against her black blouse
His gloves stroke the steel

She grasps at his leg
Her eyes only asking why
As light fades away

Yes it came to this
She had done him too much wrong
He could not take it

Now she lay bleeding
Trying to crawl away now
As if there were hope

He tries not to cry
As she chokes for her last breaths
Her gurgling grows faint

Now he takes the rose
And bestows it on her head
A gift for goodbye

You’ll be beautiful
When you make it to the gates
Of shining silver

Too bad you won’t know
The great and joyful image
Of splendid Heaven

You cocksucking whore
You will see me where you go
The infernal Hell

He tries not to cry
As she chokes for her last breath
Her gurgling ceases